Why Apologize?

Didn't know it was loaded.

Forgot to eat before your party.

Could have sworn she was pregnant.

Had eggs for breakfast.

Didn't know you were so uptight

It sure didn't look antique.

Was pretty sure she knew I was seeing someone.

It was just a figure of speech.

Was ninety-nine percent sure I'd dreamt that.

It was a double-dog dare.

Didn't know you were Polish.

It smelled okay when I put it on.

You two know each other?