My fellow Apologists, consider yourselves invited to an upcoming reading and performance event hosted by yours truly on April 10, 2006 at 7:30PM at the Warehouse Theater.
The F.W. Thomas Performances are planned as a monthly performance series. More info is available here, on Mr. Thomas' blog.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Monday, March 20, 2006
Imagined letters to Will Shortz, crossword editor, #2
Will Shortz
Crossword editor
New York Times
229 W. 43rd St.
New York, New York
Dear Mr. Shortz:
I am writing to take exception to clue 29-down in your puzzle of Mar. 20, 2006. The clue, "Self-proclaimed psychic Geller" yields the answer Uri. Heretofore, in the innumerable times I have been referenced in your puzzles, the clue has been "mentalist Geller." Why the change? I am as powerful as ever. No spoon has been made by man that can not be bent by my uncanny abilities. The downgrade in your pages strikes me as unfeeling and a bit gratuitious.
Perhaps we can discuss over coffee.
Yours truly,
Uri Geller
Mentalist
Crossword editor
New York Times
229 W. 43rd St.
New York, New York
Dear Mr. Shortz:
I am writing to take exception to clue 29-down in your puzzle of Mar. 20, 2006. The clue, "Self-proclaimed psychic Geller" yields the answer Uri. Heretofore, in the innumerable times I have been referenced in your puzzles, the clue has been "mentalist Geller." Why the change? I am as powerful as ever. No spoon has been made by man that can not be bent by my uncanny abilities. The downgrade in your pages strikes me as unfeeling and a bit gratuitious.
Perhaps we can discuss over coffee.
Yours truly,
Uri Geller
Mentalist