Abihu - consumed by profane fire (Lev. 10:2)
Abner - murdered by Joab (2 Sam. 3:27)
Achan - stoned by all Israel (Joshua 8:25)
Amnon - murdered by Absalom (2 Sam. 13:29)
Er - slain by the Lord (Gen. 38:7)
Elgon, King of Moab - stabbed by Ehud (Judges 3:21)
Ham - cursed by Noah (Gen. 9:25)
Ishbosheth - murdered by Rechab and Baanah (2 Sam. 5:6)
Joran - wounded at Ramoth Gilead (2 Kings 9:28)
Naboth - stoned to death (1 Kings 21:13)
Nadab - killed by Baasha (1 Kings 15:27)
Og, King of Bashan - slain by Moses (Deut. 1:4)
Onan - slain by the Lord (Gen. 38:10)
Sennacherib - slain by his sons (2 Kings 19:37)
Shechem - slain by the sons of Jacob (Gen. 34:26)
Teresh - hanged on a gallows (Esther 2:23)
Uzziah - striken with leprosy (2 Chron. 26:19)
Zimri - slain by Phinehas (Num. 25:8)
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Sunday, April 10, 2005
All your comments are belong to us
Close readers of Public Apology may notice that it looks like all comments dated previous to this post are no longer available. That's because just now I switched my comments function to Haloscan, on the advice of that idiot Macek, who has been on my ass ever since his boy Angry John Sellers went on hiatus.
In truth, your comments remain, and can be viewed by selecting the permanent link. It's just that installing the Haloscan code to my template overwrote the tell-tale number alerting the reader that there are comments to be had on pre-existing posts.
Thanks for nothing, Macek. You're on my list.
UPDATE 4/11: Your comments are gone. Thanks for the memories.
Thanks for nothing, Macek. You're on my list.
UPDATE 4/11: Your comments are gone. Thanks for the memories.
Friday, April 08, 2005
The yin and yang of blogging
Yin:
"Celibate dating is a challenge all its own and has lead to many strange and uncomfortable situations." Celibate in the City
Yang:
"I was 21, stupid, and wanted to fuck Jaime in the butt; I wasn’t about to let a $400 tab get in my way." TuckerMax.com
"Celibate dating is a challenge all its own and has lead to many strange and uncomfortable situations." Celibate in the City
Yang:
"I was 21, stupid, and wanted to fuck Jaime in the butt; I wasn’t about to let a $400 tab get in my way." TuckerMax.com
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Here comes the neighborhood
PSA 101
4/3/2005
300 Hours
ROBBERY - P/P
Unit Block MASSACHUSETTS AVE NE
CCN #05041617
c1 reports while asleep at the listed location unknown person(s) stole various property from his right rear pocket.
PSA 101
4/2/2005
1400 Hours
ROBBERY - Attempt
800 Block 8TH ST NW
CCN #05041273
c1 reports that s1 approached her at the aforementioned location and stated, "that should be my money!" s1 palced his hand on c2 and attempted to remove the money from c1's hand.
PSA 102
3/29/2005
1100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
800 Block 8TH ST NE
CCN #05039223
c1 reports that s1 walked up to her and struck her to the face and body while s2 walked up and tossed bleach into c1 & c2's face causing temporary blindness.
PSA 103
3/28/2005
1100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
21ST ST NE & GALES ST NE
CCN #05038756
r1 reports that s1 and c1 were involved in a verbal altercation ththat was moved outside to the alley. S1 then assaulted c1 with an unknown object. C2 came to aid c1 but was assaulted by s1 with the same object.
PSA 102
3/27/2005 1800 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
600 Block L ST NE
CCN #05038538
C1 and C2 report that s1-6 began to punch and kick them about the body and face. S1-6 then fled the scene in the listed vehicle.
PSA 104
3/26/2005
2300 Hours
ROBBERY - Fear
9TH ST SW & D ST SW
CCN #05038212
c1 reports observing s1 following him. S1 quickly approached c1 and stated, "give me your f***ng wallet." c1 crouched into the fetal position and handed s1 his wallet. S1 fled in an unknown direction.
PSA 103
3/26/2005 2000 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
2000 Block ROSEDALE ST NE
CCN #05038125
C1 reports that S1 hit her on the head with a gun after she told his girlfriend he was flirting with her
PSA 102
3/24/2005 2100 Hours
THEFT FROM AUTO - Attempt
500 Block 9TH ST NE
CCN #05037383
C1 reports that unknown person(s) smashed the right rear vent window and ransacked the interior but stole nothing.
PSA 103
3/23/2005
1000 Hours
THEFT - 2
1300 Block C ST NE
CCN #05036458
r1 reports that s1 and s2 jumped the fence filled up 5 water jugs with the water hose and walked off with them.
PSA 103
3/23/2005
1400 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
300 Block 11TH ST NE
CCN #05036486
c1 reports that s1 came to his apartment and tried to gain entry. When c1 opened the door s1 sprayed him in the face with an unknown chemical agent and punched him in the face with a closed fist.
PSA 104
3/22/2002
2300 Hours
ROBBERY - Snatch
1000 Block SOUTH CAPITOL ST
CCN #05036226
c1 reports being approached by s1 stating " can you help me out." c1 pulled out his wallet and s1 snatched the wallet and fled the scene.
4/3/2005
300 Hours
ROBBERY - P/P
Unit Block MASSACHUSETTS AVE NE
CCN #05041617
c1 reports while asleep at the listed location unknown person(s) stole various property from his right rear pocket.
PSA 101
4/2/2005
1400 Hours
ROBBERY - Attempt
800 Block 8TH ST NW
CCN #05041273
c1 reports that s1 approached her at the aforementioned location and stated, "that should be my money!" s1 palced his hand on c2 and attempted to remove the money from c1's hand.
PSA 102
3/29/2005
1100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
800 Block 8TH ST NE
CCN #05039223
c1 reports that s1 walked up to her and struck her to the face and body while s2 walked up and tossed bleach into c1 & c2's face causing temporary blindness.
PSA 103
3/28/2005
1100 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
21ST ST NE & GALES ST NE
CCN #05038756
r1 reports that s1 and c1 were involved in a verbal altercation ththat was moved outside to the alley. S1 then assaulted c1 with an unknown object. C2 came to aid c1 but was assaulted by s1 with the same object.
PSA 102
3/27/2005 1800 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
600 Block L ST NE
CCN #05038538
C1 and C2 report that s1-6 began to punch and kick them about the body and face. S1-6 then fled the scene in the listed vehicle.
PSA 104
3/26/2005
2300 Hours
ROBBERY - Fear
9TH ST SW & D ST SW
CCN #05038212
c1 reports observing s1 following him. S1 quickly approached c1 and stated, "give me your f***ng wallet." c1 crouched into the fetal position and handed s1 his wallet. S1 fled in an unknown direction.
PSA 103
3/26/2005 2000 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Gun
2000 Block ROSEDALE ST NE
CCN #05038125
C1 reports that S1 hit her on the head with a gun after she told his girlfriend he was flirting with her
PSA 102
3/24/2005 2100 Hours
THEFT FROM AUTO - Attempt
500 Block 9TH ST NE
CCN #05037383
C1 reports that unknown person(s) smashed the right rear vent window and ransacked the interior but stole nothing.
PSA 103
3/23/2005
1000 Hours
THEFT - 2
1300 Block C ST NE
CCN #05036458
r1 reports that s1 and s2 jumped the fence filled up 5 water jugs with the water hose and walked off with them.
PSA 103
3/23/2005
1400 Hours
Assault With A Deadly Weapon - Other
300 Block 11TH ST NE
CCN #05036486
c1 reports that s1 came to his apartment and tried to gain entry. When c1 opened the door s1 sprayed him in the face with an unknown chemical agent and punched him in the face with a closed fist.
PSA 104
3/22/2002
2300 Hours
ROBBERY - Snatch
1000 Block SOUTH CAPITOL ST
CCN #05036226
c1 reports being approached by s1 stating " can you help me out." c1 pulled out his wallet and s1 snatched the wallet and fled the scene.
Friday, April 01, 2005
A.B.B. -- Always Be Blogging
In a late-night e-mail, my prolific friend Hoffman reminds me that I'm not keeping up with my blog entries. Thanks to the miracle of the "img src" tag, I can "repurpose" content not my own and appear to be maintaining my own personal media empire.
In that spirit, I offer you Hoffman himself enjoying a rare moment away from the computer.
(Sorry ladies, he's spoken for.)