Wednesday, April 13, 2005

My last-place Old Testament rotisserie team

Abihu - consumed by profane fire (Lev. 10:2)
Abner - murdered by Joab (2 Sam. 3:27)
Achan - stoned by all Israel (Joshua 8:25)
Amnon - murdered by Absalom (2 Sam. 13:29)
Er - slain by the Lord (Gen. 38:7)
Elgon, King of Moab - stabbed by Ehud (Judges 3:21)
Ham - cursed by Noah (Gen. 9:25)
Ishbosheth - murdered by Rechab and Baanah (2 Sam. 5:6)
Joran - wounded at Ramoth Gilead (2 Kings 9:28)
Naboth - stoned to death (1 Kings 21:13)
Nadab - killed by Baasha (1 Kings 15:27)
Og, King of Bashan - slain by Moses (Deut. 1:4)
Onan - slain by the Lord (Gen. 38:10)
Sennacherib - slain by his sons (2 Kings 19:37)
Shechem - slain by the sons of Jacob (Gen. 34:26)
Teresh - hanged on a gallows (Esther 2:23)
Uzziah - striken with leprosy (2 Chron. 26:19)
Zimri - slain by Phinehas (Num. 25:8)

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