(11:56:54) LWBush: Hey honey, there's an unidentified aircraft headed this way
(11:56:55) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
(11:56:59) LWBush: Honey? For real. They're crashing the buidling
(11:56:01) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
(11:57:06) LWBush: Well, I'm here with Nancy, and the agents are telling us we have to go.
(11:57:07) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
(11:57:08) LWBush: Dick's asking, do you want to scramble the F-16s
(11:57:10) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
(11:57:16) LWBush: You're not playing the whack-a-mole are you?
(11:57:17) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
(11:57:19) LWBush: Cruising chicks on Nerve?
(11:57:20) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
(11:57:22) LWBush: Downloading Vanessa Kerry photos?
(11:57:23) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
(11:57:25) LWBush: Because this is kind of important
(11:57:27) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
(11:57:31) LWBush: Well, I'm going to go ahead and have Dick call the Air Force
(11:57:32) POTUS43: AUTO-REPLY: I'm not at my desk right now
