Monday, May 15, 2006

I Am a Fantasy Baseball God

Not to tempt the comeuppance Fates, but just to let everyone know, in this, my rookie fantasy baseball season, I am leading my league by an outrageous margin. However, I am hindered by sportsmanship and good taste (and fear of comeuppance and other forms of reciprocity) from crowing directly to my rival managers.

But, like the barber whispering about the donkey's ears of King Midas to a hole in the ground, I feel compelled to tell someone, and damn the consequences.