Constabulary notes from nearby

PSA 101
4/15/2006
3:15:00 PM
Unit B/O NEW YORK AVE NE
Theft
CCN
6048864
"R1 STATES A CUSTOMER ORDERED HIS FOOD,PAID FOR IT AND LEFT THE RESTAURANT.S1 CAME BACK TO COMPLIAN ABOUT THE FOOD AND DECIDED TO GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE HIMSELF A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.AFTER MAKING HIS OWN SANDWICH, HE LEF"

Mr. Thomas Has Arrived

My fellow Apologists, consider yourselves invited to an upcoming reading and performance event hosted by yours truly on April 10, 2006 at 7:30PM at the Warehouse Theater.

The F.W. Thomas Performances are planned as a monthly performance series. More info is available here, on Mr. Thomas' blog.

Imagined letters to Will Shortz, crossword editor, #2

Will Shortz
Crossword editor
New York Times
229 W. 43rd St.
New York, New York

Dear Mr. Shortz:

I am writing to take exception to clue 29-down in your puzzle of Mar. 20, 2006. The clue, "Self-proclaimed psychic Geller" yields the answer Uri. Heretofore, in the innumerable times I have been referenced in your puzzles, the clue has been "mentalist Geller." Why the change? I am as powerful as ever. No spoon has been made by man that can not be bent by my uncanny abilities. The downgrade in your pages strikes me as unfeeling and a bit gratuitious.

Perhaps we can discuss over coffee.

Yours truly,

Uri Geller
Mentalist

Krash test

This week I have a Washington City Paper feature on DC composer Jessica Krash.

The H Street Bridge: Criticism & Response

Le Musée des Faux-Arts

I had never published an article with the phrase "plastic vomit" until I got the chance to profile artist and art conservator A. Clarke Bedford for the Washington City Paper

Went to see the panda

Tai Shan


Tai Shan


Mei Xiang and Tai Shan


Mei Xiang and Tai Shan